stushiroll:

gigglestick:

jover2013:

stushiroll:

dragonite-master:

stushiroll:

tapatiopapi:

When another gay is hired at your job

When you’re the new gay who just got hired

Originally posted by suitelikechocolate

When the new gay get fired for not doing thier job

Originally posted by apollogee

When the new gay shows up after getting his job back for blowing the manager

Originally posted by jordantswoods

When the district manager fires both of you, and the manager, for starting drama in addition to having inappropriate sexual relationships with management.

When you, the unmentioned fourth gay, sat there and ate your food and watched your messy coworkers get fired for starting unnecessary drama.

Originally posted by abigailw74

When the fired for the second time gay finds out there was another gay the entire time

Originally posted by fuckyeahspookymovies

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theyellowbrickroad:

i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”

he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.

i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show

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robotlyra:

myunrealisticfiction:

He got mad as helllll

Turns out getting pissed off at inanimate objects refusing to work properly is a feeling that extends into the animal kingdom

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thurisazsalail:

taahko:

taahko:

last night one of my campers was like “well i lost one of my shoes in the swamp today” and i said “oh no!” and she shrugged and said “its ok. shoes are just objects” and damn. they really are

today a completely different camper with scratches all over her legs was like “every step hurts me” and i was like “oh that sucks!” and she shrugged and said “well, you know, pain is a temporary emotion”

the next gen have achieved either peak buddhism or peak nihilism

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3rdeyechakra:

this is a rare pride staryu

reblog for 10000000 years of all inclusive LGBTQ equality

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phemmebian:

THERE IS A PROBLEM HERE AND PEOPLE AREN’T TALKING ABOUT IT! This is so scary!
Black Lesbians you are so beautiful! We are so beautiful and no asshole can take the love we have for each other away from us!
Say Their Names.
I don’t know why the lgbt community is not loud about this but also I know why!

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cosmog-explorer:

Hairspray and the Shape of Water both take place in circa 1962 Baltimore and I absolutely think of the events of the two happening simultaneously

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lesbianjasontodd:

ace discourse… in almost 2018…

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lesbianblush:

Le💤bian

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kerolinadean:

tripping-hazard:

deceive:

all my lesbian and bi girl mutuals are getting girlfriends in 2018 i have spoken it into existence. i have planted the seed which will grow into fruition

I appreciate the sentiment, but I’m bi and I’ve been with my male partner almost 11 years so for me to get a gf in 2018 would mean shit got seriously fucked up and I really don’t want that drama. Can mine be a platonic gf? Cuz I need one of those BAD.

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beesbian:

petermaximoff:

she got 4 hands

lesbians are JUST that powerful!

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jucheguevara:

bottombinch:

all cops are bastards because all cops are just doing their jobs

“I’m just doing what I’m told. If I am ordered to remove gold fillings from refugees theeth then that’s what I’ll do”, says police officer Michael Hansen.

Just thought I’d add this since not a lot of people outside of the nordic countries seem to have seen it. This is a danish police officer discussing a new danish law that says the police should seize the possesions and money of refugees to finance the integration.

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dimetrodone:

dimetrodone:

Alignment triangle, but the three corners are had a horse phase, had a wolf phase, and had a dragon phase

A case study

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